[quote=@Leidenschaft]
<Snipped quote by Dervish>

You talk about my mother again and I'm buying my passport tomorrow, coming up there, and brushing a stray lock of hair behind your ear while looking deeply into your eyes, you motherfucker.
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Is that a threat or a very sensual promise?

And jokes on you, I have short hair, so ha!

[quote=@gcold]
<Snipped quote by Dervish>

Being a man doesn't mean having balls. In fact, I got sick and tired of people kicking mine around so I got rid of 'em with the good ol' xacto knife. 

[@Graviloquence], Dervs and Schaft got to everything I wanted to say. But just in case you'd like to ask the #1 authority, this balless dude is where you'll want to go.
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Oh shit.

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