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In kindergarten, my classmates were all talking about the kids they all had crushes on. Me, being the idiot kid that I was who had never heard the word 'crush' used in such a way before, had assumed that having a crush on someone meant that you hated them, not that you liked them. So I announced to the entire class that I had a crush on some other guy who I think broke my crayons or some other stupid shit. Everyone heard. Everyone laughed. Anyway, that's the story of how I got social anxiety and why I often avoid physical interactions with people. Now someone else share one of their embarrassing moments so I don't feel as much of a fool.
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I once told a good friend, to her face, in front of a bunch of other people, that her thighs were massive. 

Worst still? [i]I meant it as a compliment.[/i]