[h3][i][u][color=f7941d]Yagamine[/color] and [color=bc8dbf]Alex[/color][/u][/i][/h3]

One of the monsters disguised in the form of a person leapt on him!

Screaming at the force of ten vuvuzelas, the detective fell on his back as he stared at Abigail in horror.

Having fought(?) Alex for numerous times, the woman herself admittedly used weapons to scare the living crap out of Yagamine first before she approached him. The reason was that at some point, Yagamine had learned how to shove people off of himself at the speed of light.

It was only fitting for the most obnoxious piece of shit on Earth to learn how to be an even bigger piece of shit.

[color=f7941d]"You just fell for my trap card,"[/color] Yagamine [url=http://images4.fanpop.com/image/answers/1811000/1811263_1311938928070.61res_500_280.jpg]grinned[/url] with his eyes piercing through Abigail's before he resorted back to screaming incoherently again. As soon as he stopped talking, he performed his Light Speed Shove on the girl, shoving her onto Six as if he had not already been hurt enough.

[color=f7941d]"AH HA HA HA! I'M SLOWLY WINNING! I CAN FEEL IT-"[/color]

[color=f7941d][h3][b]"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S BACK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"[/b][/h3][/color]

Skidding across the corner, Alex raised her assault rifle as she rapidly sprayed paint pellets at Yagamine's direction. [url=http://i.imgur.com/hD7ttf6.gif]As the man stood up to run again, his hand was shot, causing him to spin violently before stopping in place.[/url]

[color=bc8dbf]"You're fucking dead, Yagamine,"[/color] Alex growled like a feral dog as she unloaded more paint pellets on the man. He screamed as she gunned him down, eventually making him fall on his back dramatically after firing about fifteen paint rounds on his entire body.

[color=bc8dbf]"You're REALLY gonna get it today, you little shit! First thing you do is piss off the guests, and then you pissed [i]me[/i] off like usual, you idiotic jerk-off!"[/color] The woman roared as she continued firing at him as he tried to roll away from the paint pellets, but to no avail.

As she swore more than a sailor, Alex cracked her knuckles as she glared at the detective with a menacing demeanor cast over her face. The brown-haired man looked defeated, his back against the ground as he kept whispering how much of a gorilla Alex was.

That made Alex pick up the detective by his collar before punching him rapidly, screaming at Yagamine to shut up. Unfortunately, Yagamine's endurance made him scream throughout the entire thing. She hoped to dear God that every day was not going to be like this as long as the guests stayed.

Soon enough, she practically knocked the hell out of Yagamine as he began seeing stars in his eyes. Alex eventually dropped the man as she sighed.

Turning around, she glared at the sight of the guests. She heard from Hibiki they were coming, but clearly, the event that had transpired momentarily was not something she wanted to make first impressions out of. Not that she minded if they treated her like trash- she would beat the shit out of them if they did that stuff, anyway.

[color=bc8dbf]"Just a note from an old-timer here,"[/color] Alex muttered to the guests near the apartment, [color=bc8dbf]"but if you hear this guy scream, I'm usually going to beat his ass down. He's just freaky to the point where nobody else would probably let him stay in any shelter. Stay out of my way when I'm out hunting, or I'll run you over."[/color]

The plum-haired woman rolled her eyes as she muttered something about purchasing an actual gun one day. She then began to walk back to Room 10 in an extremely bad mood, where she had emerged with an assault rifle. The woman made sure to pick up the gun before leaving, though she did not seem intent on cleaning all the paint that had scattered everywhere. She was too tired to care about that crap.

Meanwhile, Yagamine lay twitching with his back against the ground. He wasn't completely out yet.

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