[Hider=Simon Says]Username: thedragonsimon
Interest Check: http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/91864-casual-interests/ooc

Timezone: American Central.
Availability: there is not a lot of time that I'm going to be on for a lengthy amount of time. I pop on, read replies, reply myself, then leave.
Posting Frequency: usually at least once a day. 
Posting Frequency For Partner: the same or less. I don't want to wait a week, but I would be willing to for something damn good. I have done it before.

About you: I'm in my 30s, been playing RPGs for over 20 years. I have experience in D&D and White Wolf. I like a game that has a story. I like to either run the environment, have it run, or share. That includes NPCs, weather, and other random circumstances. I can do smut, but even it has to have some kind of story. I can play almost any setting. Male, female, animal, or monster. I have a chaotic life, so my replies will be a little random, though I should be able to get a response at least once a day. I also do all my work by phone, so the longer my reply, the longer it will take me to post. 

Here is the deal. I'm looking for serious partners. I want quality, not quantity. I want to be able go enjoy responding, not feel obligated to do so. I want someone I can turn an idea into a year long epic with. Please don't waste my time with anything less. I'm very picky. I'm sorry, I don't have the time not to be.

OOC Chatter: love to chat. Not required, but nice.
Plotting: absolute must. 

18+ or 18-: as noted above, I am well over 18. I would like my partner to be at least 18 as well. 
Mature Content: yes mature content. Been hit way too hard by life to want to write kiddy stories. 

Preferred Gender: I actually prefer to play females, but I can go either way.
Preferred Gender For Partner: I have no preference at all.

Character Limit: no limit. Not great at playing more than one Main character, but I can, and I don't have a limit on NPCs
NPCs: oops think I just answered that. 

Medium: pm only. If I really like you, I'll share my Gmail, but otherwise that is it.

What You Want: substance. I want to look forward to seeing a reply, not read it trying to figure out how to respond. Of and fun. I do this for fun, not to add more drama to my life.
What You Don't Want: pretty much anything else. I don't want highschool drama. Highschool was a long time ago and I didn't enjoy it then.

Roleplay Interests: 
Romance
Action
Sci-fi
Supernatural
Adult
No slice of life. I have a life.

Pairings: 
Most anything, but I'm not good with the opposition pairings. Vampire/hunter, kidnapper/ victim, things like that. I prefer characters that work together even if reluctantly. I'm not great with combat with another character. Been a long time since my AOL days where I was into that.

Fandoms:
Firefly
Lovecraft
Marvel
Not a huge fan of fandom's. Even when I do one its usually with original characters, just using their setting.

Preferred Length: look, length is relative. You can pump 5 paragraphs full o worthless shit, and have a single paragraph in the middle of a conversation that has everything you need. I find two to three paragraphs is a good average, less in conversation, more when something new is presented.

Writing Sample:

Mienies Windblade sat at the edge of the cliff, her back to the open air, her closed eyes towards the dense forest she had come out of. The lone survivor of the slaughter at Camden, it was all she could do to clear her mind and focus. Her ancestral armor lay beside her with her twin tachi and twin tamahawks. the thin under shirt and pants she still wore did little to conceal her body as the wind plastered them against every curve. Her long black hair flowed with that wind as if dancing with it, channeling it into her body like a windmill. 

The year was 124 A.a. (after Armageddon) and though ruins and relics were still littered across the continent, little of it was used except as scrap. Much of the lore on how to make or use such relics had been lost, and the new way had been working well enough that no one yearned for the old ways.... since it was those ways that brought about the end. There was no more electricity, no guns, no cars, no money, and no global government. Mienies knew things were different on other lands across the seas, but those people had left this land to the savages. Well, to the hybrids as well, but the hybrids had spread all over the world. Here, in what was now dubbed Eden, life had returned to a happier, though more wild time. The savages kept to their tribes, the hybrids kept to their wilds, and both respected the land and nature. In response, nature had regrown with a furver never before seen. Plants quickly reclaimed cities, dams were shattered, and the animal population exploded. It had truly become a garden.

Aside from the ruined signs of what was once a vast civilization, that last blemish of the old world were the Wights. Wild, savage things that appeared like pale emaciated humans whose body was literally eating itself. They were strong, fast, and had no fear. They existed only to feast on the flesh of the living, and spread their disease. It was thought that they had been destroyed after the new age had begun, but here, after 100 years, they had returned. Returned and slaughtered her tribe. She had to know where they came from. Had to finish them off once and for all before they started another apocalypse. 

Mienies took a deep breath of the cool night air, feeling the moon glow at her back, and taking in the sounds of nature around her. The wind in the trees, the rippling water of the lake at the base of the cliff, the night animals, and her own heart beat.
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