Boy, that was tedious.

I'm back, boys, and I'm here to regale you with my experiences before I collapse.

[b]Summary of the ceremony:[/b] The groom was really short, this was their second wedding (they had 1 earlier in the year) and there were a lot of bugs.
The amount of tiny bugs was real annoying. They didn't bother me that much but at one point there was this mosquito on one of the bridesmaid's elbows and I wanted to scare it off but I couldn't exactly do that. This was in fact the couple's second wedding, something to do with relatives not being able to go to the first one or something, I didn't pay attention. And finally, the groom was really short, shorter than my mom even.

The food was indeed good, however. Too good, in fact. I ate too many appetizers and I had 2 serves of the entree since one of my family members didn't show up and they thought someone was sitting there, which put me into a food coma as soon as I finished the main course. I managed the desert, of course, but I couldn't have any cake.

I also made an important discovery during dinner; that wine tastes like crap. I first drank some champagne, it smelled like permanent marker fumes and didn't taste much better. Unfortunately, of the 3 wines there were today, it was easily the best.

So yeah, that was my experience. Now I gotta go sleep off this food coma. Adios, wish me up some sweet dreams because I'm gonna need whatever I can get to get through monday.