It's almost time?  Well, I know what time it is:
Time to panic!

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[quote=@GreatSalmon]I have this paragraph limit up because, being a busy man, I don't want to come home and have to read five chapters of Mr. L stealing Gutsman's mix-tape. I'm begging you![/quote]
I cannot make that promise.  The epic must be told.