[quote=@Rtron]
I'lll go. 

1) Serena's training during her alliance run was skimped on fighting in favor of specialization.

2) Barat was Serena's ninth partner (before his own untimely death) 

3) Serena is gonna use Barat as a sex toy.
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I'm going to say 1.  

[quote=@Hellis]
1. Drono is barred from the sol system after decking an admiral.

2. Drono is banned from the sol system after sleeping with and then decking an admiral.

3. Drono is banned banned from the Sol system after sleeping with and then decking an admiral. Then leak the affair to the press and getting him fired after the admirals keycard was used to clean out an armory...
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I vote 3 cause it's the craziest one.