" "I think my girlfriend might be cheating on me," says a young, distressed man. 

"Remind yourself that you only have control over your own virtue, and not that of others." Miku hesitates. "The expected value of that advice over the course of your lifetime is roughly $105,121, but please pay what you feel is fair." 

"Can you talk to my dead brother?" an old woman asks. 

"A simulation of your dead brother, marginalizing over all personality variables and ignoring the salient fact that he is dead, suggests that he does not want you to waste your time talking to a simulation of him." "