[h3][color=00a651]Mr L[/color] - What will probably end up being the Ruined Streets of Home at this rate[/h3]
Unlike [color=a36209]Goombella[/color], the thief just can't believe that Sans's speed is anything natural.  No.  The dumb bag of bones is probably using a boost.  Can't be a Super Star or everyone would be dead.  Wrong colors for Rainbow Star.  No ice so not the skates.  Dash Pepper?  No, he'd look more like a Red Bones then.  Slow Flower?  Academics aren't the only ones with near-encyclopedic knowledge of useful items and the world at large.  Adventurers and thieves alike should know these things if they are any good.  [color=00a651]"Then again who knows what kind of crazy crap is coming from everyone else's worlds..."[/color]  In the end while mostly useless the thought exercise helped to calm Mr L from 'justified' outrage to merely annoyed.

The human gives the scholarly goomba a bit of a look as she scribbles in her handy dandy notebook (that he really has to go through sometime to see if there's anything useful to him in there).  [color=00a651]"Who cares about some dumb animals?  If they can't tell the food's toxic, that's their problem.  And if you're worried about Mr Naive Children's Cartoon Character, don't.  Whatever shitty Power Up he's using will wear off and he'll be back to his usual annoying self."[/color]

Speaking of idiots, [color=f26522]that giant robot[/color] stomped into their vicinity.  He's not as bad as O'Chunks but stars above he's...  Ztars and curses, what's with the huge chunk of lumber?   [color=00a651]"It [i]was[/i] a good morning until everyone else woke up."[/color] Mr L grumbles.  Between Pridemoor and Sans the morning has been pretty much ruined.  Here's hoping noon is - ... okay yeah, if the morning is any sign things are just going to get [i]worse.[/i]  [color=00a651]"First of all: why you got a laugh track going?  This ain't a sitcom.  Actually, I don't really care so don't answer that.  More importantly it [i]aint[/i] L'ster.  Mr L.  [i]Mister.  L.[/i]  Not L'ster.  Not [color=lightgreen]Luigi[/color].  Mister L.  Why's it so hard for any of you to keep my name straight?"[/color]  The hypocrisy is not entirely missed by him.