[quote=@Mega Birb]
Marquis in a Nutshell
>Does a thing
>Tries to invite others to do the thing with him
>Gets snubbed every time
>Spirals into conspiracy-fueled depression
>Tries to fight Stark Zealot
>theykilleachotherin3seconds.gif
>Program terminated
>mfw
[/quote]

It's cause he's British.