If I was given money to make an anime, I'd remake Lord of the Flies.

HOWEVER! Only the protag and his nerdy best friend is male. The rest are females. And then I'm going to market it as a fanservice-y harem anime. Heck, even the protag thinks he's in a harem situation. But he's wrong because it's frigging Lord of the Flies.

P.S. I suppose I should call it Lady of the Flies.