I am a respectable normal-faced individual. As the 42nd president of this great country known as Amurica,I am a top quality RPer*.
My hobbies include playing Bastion, doing the dank weeds, and walling my own team in spawn as Mei. My skill in roleplay is unparalelled**, as the woman I did NOT have sexual relations with can qualify. This forum can only become greater now that I have been occured.

			       Would any woman like to not have sexual relations later today ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

		*not confirmed by the woman.
**Totes leg!t Bra.