[quote=@Galvanize]
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where is he? i shall bring justice upon his sinful hands that made him steal the very essence of my line of work. Food shall never be stolen.

For real though, why did he do that? and what is the evidence?
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I eat Chips Ahoy with milk. I had recently gotten a whole pack of Chips Ahoy cookies, and ate some last night. With milk, of course, like I always do. I haven't touched them since. Now, I've got to explain something to you. Since I always eat them with milk, as that is the superior way to eat them, I would never leave a single cookie in my pack of chips ahoy. Ever. That makes it a waste on a whole glass of milk.

That being said, I came home from my lab today and pulled the pack out and, lo and behold, there was a single, solitary cookie left. Just one, no more. As soon as I picked the pack up (and right before I opened it to look) he left the room.

Edit: As for why, I have absolutely no idea.