This thread takes me back to being 15. Jesus. Also:

[quote=@Hank]
Yeah, Jorick is [i]totally[/i] the worst of the ex-spammers to have been given any measure of power. :hehe

[sub]no but forreal that story makes him sound like a cuck[/sub]
[/quote]

But you're basically reformed. Jorick presumably hasn't reformed from liking having his e-peen slobbered on by kids who don't know any better and letting it go to his ego.
(Hey, it wouldn't be old spam without bitching about eachother.)