Billie would nod and laugh. "Children need handbooks."

She will occasionally, but I also see her looking at him like, 'how are you so chill about this shit?' Thomas we both know if the kid ever did anything really bad they'd probably both be on the same page.

Billie: well that's just cause you're special 

Nice. Ha ha.

Joe: *gives look* okay, well yeah, babies can't be that bad.

Eros: I was very unsuccessful with that. Especially when they're colicky and you're the only person that makes them not cry