Oh, silly Irish, you're not walking into a volcano. You'll [b]wish[/b] you were walking into a volcano, but don't worry, [b]other[/b] unfortunate people are going to walk into a volcano. 

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In case that was too coy, you're gonna get reamed, and [b]not[/b] in the way that Lucius says is s'posed to be good. :P