[quote=@Fubsy]
I have been torn away from my land of FREEDOM and forced to travel with my meager supply of twelve guns. My rations of quarter pounders are running low, and I've been forced to eat one of my bald eagles for sustenance. The only thing keeping me going is humming the 'Star-Spangled Banner' while I cry into my Stars and Stripes pillow. I plead with you, people of whiskey and 'taters, to give refuge to a poor spirit on her last straw of luck.
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My heart bleeds for your plight Fusby, please, pull up a chair you're very welcome here. Dya like cabbage? I'll get Mary to get you some colcannon, and we've still some brack leftover from Halloween, sit by the fire a mo and we'll get ya a feed!!! You'll have to talk to the gardai about the guns though friend, the laws here are a bit stricter! How many bald eagles have you got left? They love nature here, sure the eagles will fit right in and start tweeting with Cork accents I'm sure!!!


[quote=@Rynko]
Some fisherman took my bacon toothpaste in exchange to take me to Ireland and all I have left now is my hamburger phone and a camera with potato quality.

Can I use my potato quality camera for a real potato?
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A camera, even of potato quality, does not provide the same sustenance of a good Irish spud. Come in, come in and we'll give you a complementary gift basket of floury spuds!!! 


[quote=@pugbutter]
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
[hider=Answer]None.[/hider]
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Thats incredible offensive. Get out. 














Jk, that actually happened. We have pizza now though so the potato famine won't be as lethal if it ever happens again!