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We can order in spinning barstools friend, I will see about uploading some floor plans at some stage, and we can even vote a jukebox song list (or would you rather a seisún band for a real authentic feel?) If we're REEEEALLY good, we might be able to get Kristian Nairn to DJ for us sometime! Are there any other requests? 

Also, its Paddy's day hun ;) but we'll give you a pass on that one since you're new to the bar.

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I don't believe you need to "sensationalize" your fine establishment. Disneyland is a fine place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. But if you did want to go that route, that's the way to do it, yea!

As a foreigner I'd hope I get a pass. Not only that, but I'm a hot blooded American! I just wouldn't have the same kind of charm if I actually tried to learn about places before traveling abroad! 

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You're very welcome here in our cheeky little pub, whatever th occasion, whatever the reason, whenever the time ;) As for Potato beer, we have that BECAUSE IRELAND!!! It is poitín, and its feckin schtrong schtuff so it tiz!
http://www.celticwhiskeyshop.com/image/cache/Irish%20Whiskey/Spirit-of-Dublin-Poitin-776x1176.jpg

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Vodka wasn't invented by Poland? The more you know...

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I am the resident Irish beer maiden, unless you guys think I'm too manly, I for one think I look quite fetching in a short sparkly green dress, ever since I moved to the city I walk everywhere and have thighs that could deflect bullets!!! Ehhh, we can take on another beer maiden I guess, but first you have to learn the sacred oath that every single Irish person learns in school ... are you ready ... say it with me...

"An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas a mhuinteoir" 
Here's a handy hint, "Aan vwill kad agum dull go dee aan leh-heh-rus a voon-tore", it'll get ya out of a pickle!!!
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Well, i'd think anyone would have to be a little "manly" in order to pass as a beer maiden. You don't carry around kegs or drink from them without getting a little thick after all. *wink*

That tongue twister of a phrase looks dastardly. Truly only one with an Irish heart could say it. I'd rather get served here than serve others here anyway.