[quote=Sixsmith]
Dat first pic is hawt.I would totally let that guy hammer me. Or something else witty in reference to sex and giant hammers.
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Joseph Joestar's married with kids and fought off the most fabulous beings in existance
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Sorry to say Smith, but you don't stand a chance if these guys didn't. They even stuffed an engagement ring into his heart that'd dissolve if he didn't come fight them in a month. Instead he trained himself in the arts of BDSM to defeat them, overpowering them with the strength of the sun. And a volcano. And a plane. And a Nazi Cyborg.

[quote=Sixsmith]
You'll pay for this, Asuras. You'll fucking pay for this.I'll show you. I'll show you all! I'll find the best god damn anime lesbian action on this side of the universe!!
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Good luck Smith...you're a damn fine giftographer, if you ever do, I'll give you MY desk.