[quote=@Kho]
<Snipped quote by Muttonhawk>

After Kho Brain Censoring: Successful? Of course! It's going to be world-changing! 
We're still finalising its ultimate form and the beginning is nigh. It's research into the nature of language and possibly even the philosophy of human behaviour. Should be fascinating.
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I think the only part you really censored is the first. The rest appears to simply be a mechanism that rephrases input into an extraordinary tone. This actually explains some things.

[quote=@Kho]
I'm willing to wager that you did your all to make that sound as incomprehensible as possible xPP
Or, even better, you tried very hard to bring it down to our level and speak in the language of the uninitiated-into-the-wonders-of-the-scientific-world-of-Hogwarts muggle-plebs.
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I'll help you out.

He's setting up these special Russian rocks, right? These rocks act as a jungle-gym for tiny magical pixies. What you can do is shoot pixies through a tube onto these special rocks such that the pattern they make when they splatter at the other side of the rock paints a pretty picture of what the jungle-gym looks like reeeealy up close. This is likely to help with more magical pixie-taming techniques, because these are very special Russian rocks.

That's how I've interpreted it, though I am sure there are one or two technicalities.