1. The thing on your left is your weapon for the zombie apocalypse 

2. Try to say M without your mouth closing

3. There's a spider on your head

4. ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨  
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I may or may not have made you wipe your screen
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6. On Opposite Day, your favorite fandom is your least favorite fandom

7. You realize that step 5 is skipped 
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