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Last I checked, California has an ocean. And despite this, they don't participate in the annual tea-dumping ceremony that every other state does. Even Alaska does it, and their ocean is just a massive brick of ice.
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Iowa doesn't do this. We release a wild wolf in the middle of the most populated area of the capitol in respect to the fallen natives who died under the british and early americans.