[quote=@Mega Birb]
I was thinking something more along the lines of him finding Diana lying on the ground (Ded or otherwise) and basically attempts to avenge her in a blind rage and ends up with the 24k Au optical sensors of destruction.
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You forget Diana and Bastion were prison buddies. They're most likely just gonna shag on the ground. With the maggots watching. All of them.