I warned you, [@Deserted]! But you just had to open Pandora's box.  
Oh well, you wanted more seasoning, a little salt to the wound and a spicier story.

 Fine, I'll hit you with that Chili powder. 

Just give me some time. I have a lot more papers to type up this weekend. But by no means am I pushing this post off on the back burner. No, consider it one of my top priorities.