[@Rune_Alchemist]

Claudia just wants a strong woman to protect her...and maybe get in her pants later! XD

[color=ed145b]"I'm a barmaid, honey!  Not Red Sonja!" <.<[/color]

[b]"Aye!  She's only Red Sonja when she's on her-"[/b] *gets hit with a tankard*

[color=ed145b]"Honestly, why weren't you born a man?" <.<[/color]

[@cloudystar]

XD Pffft!  Oh god!