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	"Ahh..well...you see...Err...It's really embarassing, but, I've a pest that's managed to dig himself..actually, let me just show you." The magma man begins, before he takes off one of his boots, and bends his leg so everyone can see his toes, his body oddly..flexible. He pulled apart his toes to reveal a small hole bored in between his first two toes. "A kobold has made his home in my foot, and I can't dig the bugger out...he's also all but fireproof. My fingers are to big to truly dig in there, and I'd rather not cut open my own foot. For all my godly powers, I've not one that accounts for this specific thing...which....of course, if everyone found this out, I'd never hear the end of it." He says, before he motions to Minx.
	Minx, seeing the man nod, brings over a potion, and pours a drop of it onto the small hole, and all of a sudden, a lizard person, looking like a humanoid iguana , no bigger than that of a flea, rushes out of the hole, and grows to be slightly bigger than Ilyndriel. "Oh god, what did you pour in there, concentrated sweaty socks?!" The kobold yells, before he suddenly goes cartoonishly pale, looking over at the magma man. "..N-no...hard feelins, right?" He asks, obviously terrified.
	"Oh, of course not. I under stand why you did it....It's the safest spot for you on the planet, and I can't judge you for trying to keep yourself safe. However..you..cause...the worst itch I've ever had, with your wriggling. So, I do need to punish you somehow, for all the discomfort...lest your friends get the same idea..." He begins, looking around. He then spots Ilyndriel.
	"You, for your crime, must protect that girl. If she comes to harm..I'll......umm...." He begins, obviously not used to dolling out godly punishments.
	"You'll turn him inside out?" Minx suggests.
"No no..to barbaric...." He replies.
	"....Submerge him in lava?" She retorts.
"Not harsh enough. He's all but fire proof, so lava isn't to bad for him, and it'd be like putting him in thicker bath water...." He mumbles.
	"..Eat him?" She asks, out of ideas.
"Ah! That's perfect. I'll eat you. Quick, painless, but gets a point across to others. Thank you." The magma man says to Minx, with a gentle smile. 

	"....Awww nuts." the Kobold says, looking at Ilyndriel, obviously not ammused by the threat of being eaten. "Please tell me you're a normal kid with wings, and not some....special chosen child meant to get into danger all the time..." The kobold says, no doubt as Eclipse would walk in, if only for comedic timing.