Alright, so imagine a team of assholes in a battle against a global cult situation that wants to conjure some eldrich gods to enslave or probably destroy the human race as well as take over the known universe. This team would be made up of highly experienced mercenaries, mages, and vampires. The lore regarding the vampires and magic would be my own personal design, as this is based off a series of novels I am currently in the process of writing. 

Anyway, its a mix of horror, action, sci fi, fantasy, and of course comedy. Who would be in?