Name: Crazy
Age: Unknown
Appearance: He's the guy in the red helmet wearing the gas mask who's currently charging at you with a rusty chainsaw while making sounds similar to a hunter from the Left 4 Dead games.
Rank: Super-General-Lieutenant-Captain-Sergeant-Commander Level 5 (He's killed so many people, we had to make up a new rank for him. We've lost count of how many, so don't ask.)
Position: All of them. (But we strongly recommend that you politely decline receiving medical treatment from crazy unless you're [i][b][u]REALLY[/u][/b][/i] desperate.)
Weapons: All of them as well.