Name: Crazy (We don't know his real name. He hasn't told anyone because he doesn't speak. He just makes noises that are oddly similar to a hunter from the Left 4 Dead games.)
Age: Unknown (For the same reasons stated above.)
Appearance: He's the guy in the red helmet wearing the gas mask who's currently charging at you with a rusty chainsaw while making sounds similar to a hunter from the Left 4 Dead games.
Rank: Super-General-Lieutenant-Captain-Sergeant-Commander Level 5 (He's killed so many people, we had to make up a new rank for him. We've lost count of how many he's killed, so don't ask.)
Position: All of them. (But we strongly recommend that you politely decline receiving medical treatment from Crazy unless you're [u][i][b]REALLY[/b][/i][/u] desperate. We also strongly recommend not eating anything he cooks when he's fulfilling his duties as a cook unless [i][b][u]EXTREME[/u][/b][/i] desperation requires it.)
Weapons: All of them as well.