[hider=The Author][center][img]http://pre09.deviantart.net/e941/th/pre/f/2011/072/4/b/man_in_darkness_by_khalid_art-d3bizwd.png[/img]

Name: Randy Jones
Age: 29
Date Of Death: 1992
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 135 lb.
Method of Death: Getting stabbed in the neck with his own fountain pen.
Bio: Randy was always a romantic. Ever since he was a child, he loved reading classic romances from authors like Jane Austen, Shakespeare, and the Brontes. The kind of books that he would've totally been bullied for reading if anyone had found out he liked them. He was writing his own poetry at the age of 16, and he wrote his first novel at the age of 20. Bringing it to a publisher, Randy found that they loved whatever he wrote, and so, began his nine-year career of writing.

However, Randy's romanticism was also his downfall. He had a bad habit of romancing married women, which he wasn't to blame for. It wasn't his fault that they were discontented with their marriage. This habit lead to a very fast-paced series of events in the last year of his life in which he had to learn how to fight, in order to defend himself from his former lovers' ex-husbands. He did fairly well, but the last ex managed to break into his house and stab him to death with his own pen. Most of his lovers went to his funeral, and there was a fairly massive turnout, including family and friends. Now he waits in the penthouse for a job, and chats it up with his companions.
Greatest Love: The concept of 'Romance', in all forms.
Greatest Fear: Those that would do terrible things in the name of 'love'. This is a perversion of all Randy sees as good, and it terrifies him.
Stunning Weapon: Colt M45 that he had bought to fight the exes.
Sealing Weapon: His fountain pen. [/center][/hider]