What an absolute fucking mess that was. Anyway, I should've warned you guys way earlier, but tl;dr I've graduated and that means I'm going on Leavers, aka Schoolies, aka That One Huge Spike In The Road Deaths Graph Every November. My school buddies and I are heading to a nice beach house to spend the week. Unfortunately, that house has no wifi and I don't have too much faith in the reception, so while I might be around, I don't think anything is getting written from me in the meanwhile. I could be wrong. In any case, that's what's happening. My lift should be at the door in a few minutes. Later, nerds!