You want to see an absolute travesty in terms of card story telling? 

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Instead of making an incredibly hard to get out boss monster using all four Dimensional Dragons, Konami took the easy way out and gimped any ludicrous effect Zarc could have had by making the dragons into four main deck monsters. Heck, in the anime, we see him fusing using the dragon cards themselves. How does this make any sense, aside from being absolutely lazily designed?