[@XenoCyanide]
It's not shady! The completely trustable orc stranger, himself, told me his crew wasn't a band of marauding slavers. And he's an orc! Orcs don't lie, they're like how dogs can't look up!
It's too hard for them.

#ShamelessRacist

Sorry >_< [@tex]

(Edit: I know you mean [i]any[/i] shady deal that could be narrated, I'm just trying to be funny. :P)