“Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?”

“Excuse me maaam, you dropped a piece of ass. Let me get that for you.” *Proceed to grab her ass and then get slapped…probably*

“There are 8 planets in the solar system…. Well, seven once I’ve destroyed Uranus.” *Keep winking until awkward levels exceed 10*

“I like every bone in your body… especially mine. “

“Wow, that dress! I’m so jealous!”  *Her reply probably: why?* “Because its touching you and I’m not!”

And of course my favourite….

“Damn, I thought [i]I[/I] was good looking!”

I’ve only been maced a few times…