[@DriveEMOut]
"Back off, mate. I'll get a proper medic"
Upon hearing this, Crazy turned to Jack and growled threateningly.
"Why don't you check out the abandoned Yellow tank down the hill?" Jack added "I heard its functional, but only runs off Chainsaws".
Upon hearing this, Crazy dropped his medkit, pulled a piece of chalk out of his pocket, rubbed the medic symbol off his helmet, replaced it with the tank driver symbol, and ran off down the hill in search of the tank with a rusty chainsaw in hand.