[@Bishop][@DepressedSoviet][@ineffable][@DriveEMOut]

Upon seeing the idiot [i]Steve[/i] wobble in on all fours, the Major slapped her palm to her face muttering to herself incoherently and angrily before resuming.  But again she was cut off by the Comm Officer shouting that he had the location pinpointed.  How Roger Three Three Four.

"Well you heard the man!  How Roger Three Three Four!  Let's move out, Reds!"  The Major was already ahead of them as she grabbed her Galil from the armory.

Elsewhere, a bunch of Blues were gathered on the cliffside looking down over the vast, sandy valley.  Two snipers stood watch while the rest were huddled around a makeshift campfire.

[color=7ea7d8]"Ugh... I shouldn't have eaten those rats.  Seven legs is too many."[/color]  A Blue complained holding his stomach.  

The Blue beside him grumbled, [color=7ea7d8]"Quit your bitching.  It was either that or starve.  Besides, we lost all our rations when the Yellows attacked us at Point Bravo."[/color]

[color=7ea7d8]"Yeah, the rations we stole from those dumbass Reds."[/color]  A Blue added chuckling.

The snipers continued scanning the valley down below.  Suddenly, one of them shouted, [color=7ea7d8]"Yellows at our six!  Twenty meters and closing!"[/color]

[color=7ea7d8]"What?!  Well shoot 'em, gunny!"[/color]

[color=7ea7d8]"Umm..."[/color]  The sniper stammered.

[color=7ea7d8]"What?"[/color]

The Blue peered over at the sniper looking closely.  That's when he realized, [color=7ea7d8]"Uh...why are you holding a stick with a scope attached to it?"[/color]

[color=7ea7d8]"Umm...because it [i]shoots[/i] better...?"[/color]  Said the sniper.

The Blue folded his arms.

[color=7ea7d8]"Ugh!  Okay, fine!  I lost my damn gun when we were climbing up here!  Are you happy, asshole?!"[/color]

[color=7ea7d8]"Hey, it looks like those Yellows are running away from something."[/color]  Said the other sniper.  [color=7ea7d8]"Looks like a Red with....is that a fucking chainsaw?!"[/color]

[color=7ea7d8]"What?!"[/color]  The lead Blue perked up.  [color=7ea7d8]"Gimme that!"[/color]  He yanked the rifle away and peered down the scope, dropping the gun in utter horror.

[color=7ea7d8]"My god.....  Gentlemen...it's been an honor fighting with you.  It will be an even bigger honor when...guys?  Guys?"[/color]

As the leader turned around, the rest of the nlues were already hightailing it down the hill screaming in terror.

[color=7ea7d8]"Oh god!  OH GOD!  NOT HIM!  RUN!!!"[/color]

[color=7ea7d8]"I want to live!!  I WANT TO LIIIIIIVEEEE!!!"[/color]

The leader blinked for a moment, then muttered, [color=7ea7d8]"....Shit..."[/color]

[@rush99999]