Here's my simple-minded white-collar worker who wants to learn the science.

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[b]Name:[/b] Denzel 'Denny' Milford
[b]Appearance:[/b] [url=http://www.cheatsheet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/parks-rec.jpeg]Clicky.[/url] Usually seen wearing a white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up (usually has a stain or two), a polka-dot tie and tousled hair. His appearance always looks like he just woke up and threw on whatever was closest to him, no matter if it was dirty or not. Some might even wonder if he ever wears new clothes.
[b]Personality:[/b] Denny is a rather stupid and dopey guy. He knows literally NOTHING about science and most other subjects, instead relying on other people or sheer luck to help him. However, he is known to, at times, have brilliant breakthroughs entirely on accident, such as solving a dispute by making an offhand comment that's only loosely related to the topic. He also plays a mean flute. A regular idiot savant.
[b]History:[/b] A dimwitted and simple-minded man, Denny doesn't really understand the science. He is on a quest to understand the science and, rather than get someone to teach him the science or read about it, he decided to get a job that he is in no way qualified to have. I did say he was a rather ditzy fellow, didn't I? Anyhow, he got the job for some reason and now he has to do work that he doesn't understand at all. But at least he has an opportunity to learn the science now, so yay!
[b]Items:[/b] Nothing but his clothing, a watch and a flute.
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