[color=f7976a][center][h3]~Allison Hillard~[/h3][/center][/color]
[@sharksama][@Cuccoruler]
[@cloudystar][@Barioth]
[@FallenTrinity][@Wasted Ink]
[@Pirouette][@pkken]

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Well, at least someone had [i]some[/i] culture. She could smell tea brewing from the job board. Hmm...she hadn't had some delicious tea in awhile. Maybe there would be enough for her? Eh, not that it mattered they probably didn't care enough to fix tea for someone else. At least someone was cleaning up the place a bit. While the decor wasn't something she would give someone a medal for, she couldn't exactly stand a mess in any place she was in. That said...this place was just about as boring as the place above was. She did hope mister Kabuki man had some plan for all of this.

[color=0072bc]"Shark man what are these used for?"[/color]

Allisons head turned towards Kurt and frosty was...holding a condom? What, was he twelve or something? She had to refrain from laughing loud enough that they would hear her. Judging from the way sharky boy was laughing too, he had never did the deed either. What, so did that make her the only one here experienced in that field? Well, that made her uniquely qualified for explaining just what this was, then! She walked over to where frosty and the shark man were.

[color=f7976a]"I'll take it from here, sharky boy."[/color] Allison said, picking up one of the condoms, and looking over to Lance. [color=f7976a]"So. This, huh? Whew, I haven't taught anything like this since my last boyfriend."[/color] She chuckled, walking over to the kitchen...and grabbed a banana before quickly returning.

[color=f7976a]"So, Lance my compadre."[/color] She opened the condom, taking it out of the package with a grin hidden beneath her mask. [color=f7976a]"I'm only gonna explain this once, so pay attention. You open the package veeery carefully. Don't want any holes! Holes are bad, at least, they're bad in these things."[/color] She chuckled briefly. [color=f7976a]"After that, you pull the condom over your banana very carefully!"[/color] Allison started to pull the condom over the banana in a very, very slow manner. [color=f7976a]"Annnd there we go! understand?"[/color] She didn't explain any more than that at all. What ever lines he'd draw after that would be his own.