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The Master was sleeping at a bar stool. The bar was dimly lit, and there were two men playing pool. He sound of a cue stick hitting the cue ball woke him up. He had never seen the bar before. Never seen the people inside of it before. 

"Hey," said the bartender. She was a fat, ugly woman. "Someone asked me to give this to you." She handed him a glass of soda and four coins. The glass of soda was resting on a small napkin. The napkin had a phone number written on it. Underneath the phone number was a simple message:

[i]In the corner of this bar, there is a phone. Put the coins into the slot under the phone, listen to the message, and follow the instructions. The soda's free.[/i]