[quote=@Zeal]
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Don't glare at me. [i]I[/i] am here to help...you die.
*white tendril like energy erupts from my hand and my hand becomes black and skeletal and I stab through the windshield without breaking it and grab your intestines and pulls on them* 
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*Bites my tongue and licks the windshield*