[quote=@Themerlinhawk]
THE SURFACE ISN'T UNEVEN YOU PHILISTINES *EYE TWITCH* you ever looked at a cut wood table top before and looked for pictures in the knots? Lazarus did that by changing its fundamental nature lol. 
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Philistines, eh? Cast ye no stones lest ye be stoned, brosef, that high horse makes a fine target! 

On a different note, in the future you might want to allow opportunities for intervention in your posts before reading people's minds. Jasper, for instance, would be [b]hella[/b] protected against even cursory mental scanning or manipulation, but you have Lazarus picking things up left and right. I clarified with Wind that it's the standard procedure here to have what's in the post be fair game, but going forward you might keep in mind that Jasper wouldn't be throwing even surface thoughts out into the ether.

If you'd prefer not to rewrite it no worries, I can make up a reason for it, but it would be pretty out of character for him to get read like that.