I hate when married people try to hide the fact that they're married, or not hide it, but do not care about the fact that they are married, and try to make out/****/have an "intimate" relationship with you. It's not right people. If you're willing to cheat on your significant other, then you'd cheat on the next one just as easily. Because the world is all about you and no one else. **** those kinds of people.

I also would never date/consider single people with children, single people who try to hide the fact that they have a kid with a baby mama or baby daddy somewhere, and who are just deceptive about their whole ****ed up lives.

Lastly, it's never okay to touch someone you're not in a legitimate relationship with or if you don't have that person's consent. Do not poke, rest your hand on their shoulder, rest a hand over their hand, tickle, etc. Do not touch people! ****. It doesn't matter how harmless it seems. If you didn't ask for permission, you're ****ing wrong! You're just screwing yourself over because you're giving that person legal right to report you to authorities any time they feel like it, and you would deserve it too. You shouldn't be touching people. If you wouldn't hanky panky with your bro or your sister, then don't ****in' do it with people you don't have a relationship with/consent. You need permission for every damn thing you do with another person. Whoever responds to this, trying to say that this behavior is okay, **** you man.

I digress...