Well his plans for convincing the boy to go with him while holding him hostage weren't exactly ruined but got a lot damn messier. The girl needs saving? He couldn't give 1/100000000 of a fuck about that. He could try to knock the kid out and steal the motorized unicycle...nah too many things could go wrong especially in this new world he had ventured into. Maybe the Ostrich was magical? He hoped on the nearest Ostrich, feeling like a fool he went "ONWARDS!" while tapping it with his heels.