tfw you've been working on a post for a while and it's just growing out of all proportions to the point where you might as well contact Penguin and tell them you'd like to get published right away but then they reject you because it's far too explicit and tediously Melvillean and you should have contacted Bloomsbury instead or something.

edit: but then again, Bloomsbury is all about kids, so why would they even...
go to bed, Kho