[img]http://i.imgur.com/B5zECf8.png?1[/img] Night is fallen, and with Clirkus dead, everybody finds themselves adjusting to a world where the season has no reason. What effect will this have on our games? Time to find out. [img]http://i.imgur.com/oFmMeO6.png[/img] Bert kills Ash! Bert! The puppet who just sorta held snow for fun a few days back. Before sundown, Bert was seen making a pumpkin spice latte, so imma guess that's the fatal gift that destroyed Ash. Ash destroyed Furby and killed Sherlock, and looked to be a potential power player, but instead he has been strung up by a puppet. Then Frosty kills the Waifu! Where was Charlie Brown, who once protected the Waifu from the season-reasoned attack of Clirkus? We will find out shortly I suppose. An Elf gift wraps his wound. Chunk and Sloth, bless their hearts, receive and enjoy freshly baked gingerbread cookies. Cynder questions her holiday spirit as she slowly remembers how she cooked Turbo Man to death. Ursula wraps up in Snuggie and talks to it about Westworld. So does the Witch Cat and Charlie... Charlie Brown! You abandoned the Waifu to her death so you could chat up Witch Cat? That is what you were doing? For shame, young man! Baby Jesus looks at the snow, while Santa and Earl Browder talk about... jesus shit, Westworld must have just aired or something. Woody Guthrie is excited about handouts. And Papa Smurf receives cookies. I guess something to dunk in his egg nog while he rides on his pony. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Qdonvzf.png[/img] The Wicked Witch defends her turkey from a raid for the second time. It is curious her turkey is so popular since it should be, you know, dry. Her water allergy does make her food situation confusing. Putin, having spent the games mostly just unhappy about stuff, is now unhappy with the Grinch's turkey. The more I type "The X's Turkey", the more it sounds suggestive. Saturn, the powerful god from Roman mythology, shoots himself in the eye on accident and dies. Emoticone receives a chocolate orange. That would be a good flavor of ice-cream, chocolate orange. Bing Crosby can't get to bed. The Elvenqueen moves in with Ernie. Travolta throws icicles at Dr. Light, who was said by some to be a fairy tale, but is really made of snow; and accidentally kills Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, who was said by some to be a fairy tale, but is really made of snow. Holy shit, John McClane has a blue Christmas without Burma. Little does he know that across the way, Burma has had a blue Christmas without John McClane. I shit you not. Look it up, it happened a few days ago. [i]She had a blue Christmas, And so did he. He kept it hid, And so did she. They searched for blue (christmas), Their whole life through, Then passed right by, And never knew.[/i] Bowser detaches from the drama and just enjoys the night. [img]http://i.imgur.com/FbJnpg2.png[/img] The sun comes up, and ol' Earl Browder starts a'drinkin. Charlie Brown gives An Elf some poisoned nog. I guess he must be over the Waifu entirely, because instead of getting revenge on frosty, he applies his fatal nog to the elf. John McClane goes to church, possibly to pray for some Burma. The Grinch dies sad an alone, which yeh, makes sense I suppose. Witch Cat, Clint, and Putin deck some halls. This being the second time the Witch Cat and Putin have teamed up with somebody else to deck halls, I think these two might be in a hall decking business now. Ursula makes pie. The Wicked Witch, her turkey presumably secure, decorates with a blanket and the baby Jesus. Dr Light receives some light presents. Then Cynder kills Dexter with a Christmas miracle. And I bet it was a miracle too, considering Dexter was so obviously blessed by the angels. I think this shows that the goodwill given to Cynder by the games is still present and working its magic. And then more hall decking. Ernie once decked the halls with the Witch Cat and Putin, so we know he is a professional and has the experience necessary to direct this particular decking. [img]http://i.imgur.com/fnkvlJG.png[/img] Bert takes a nap, having spent the night murdering Ash. The Equestrian Royal Guard distracts the Elvenqueen with Christmas lights. Since the Elvenqueen has never been particularly aggressive, I don't think the distraction was really necessary. It takes Santa, Papa Smurf, Bing Crosby, and Chunk and Sloth to pry the chestnuts from Burma's hands. This is the first successful raid Chunk and Sloth have been party too, and one of the few aggression they have committed in an otherwise peaceful and fun-loving career as partners. Frosty has himself a merry little Christmas, content after killing the Waifu. Bowser receives a poor, poor pony. Woody Guthrie receives more hand-outs. [img]http://i.imgur.com/Kfvo4Rh.png[/img] Things really picked up this time around. We're getting into the nitty gritty, when the survivors stop futzing around and make a real effort. From now on things will move quickly.