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Sit down, put on a [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU]festive record[/url], and warm yourself by the fire as you take in the carnage. 

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Cynder has a melodramatic sleep. The Equestrian guard injures himself yet again, and tends to one of his many wounds. Bing spends the night alone with a hefty portion of fried rice. Then Chunk and Sloth...

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Killed by elves? What horrifying creatures would destroy such beautiful purity? The death of Chunk and Sloth marks a moment where our games go from brutal to devastating. Santa dying was sort of sad, but this? This is gut wrenching. My gut is being wrenches as I type this. It's wrenching. 

Woody Guthrie, unaware of this horror, lays down his sweet head, as visions of sugar plums dance in The Elvenqueen's head. 

Papa Smurf finds himself defending a Turkey. Unlike the Wicked Witch's, I suspect Papa's turkey will be absolutely drenched. 

Witch Cat, so stunned by the death of Chunk and Sloth, prepares to go home. 

Ursula kills Putin with one of her sweaters. Putin, his gay apparel donned, his chestnuts roasted, greets death like an old friend, perhaps one he used to deck halls with back in his hall decking days.

Jesus, having been left with a frozen tongue by Frosty, now plays the same trick on Dr Light. Dr Light was once thought to be made of snow, but this seems to disprove that supposition. 

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It's the feast! Material is replenished and the survivors decide how they are going to respond.

Papa Smurf, Clint, and Cynder grab Burma. Clint and Burma had just the night before been allies in attempt to yoink Papa's turkey, but Clint abandons the Southeast Asian nation-state in favor of an alcoholic with a wet bird. 

Most people stay hidden, though Jesus steals the Elvenqueen's egg nog. The Equestrian Guard's long pacifist run is ended when Bing Crosby bashes his head in with a turkey leg that may or may not have came from his Chinese take out. Everybody else stays hidden.

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Papa Smurf camoflages himself as an elderly lush with red clothing. Dr Light is happy despite having just had his tongue frozen to a pole. Perhaps he is snow after all? Clint just takes a moment to chill.

Bing Crosby, being a larger than life celebrity, kills an entire nation when he falls down. They both die as a result.

Baby Jesus makes a toy version of his childhood. Bowser roasts his nuts.

Ursula murders the Witch Cat. I think the Witch Cat's attempt to steal Ursula's sex kitten title in the OOC offended Ursula, and she stakes her claim as number one diva in all the games.

The Elvenqueen stops moping and steals some chestnuts. Nearby, Woody Guthrie arms himself with cake. 

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The death of Chunk and Sloth alone is enough to make this the heaviest toll of all. Still, many other lives have been lost, and we must pay tribute to the dead by making sure all but one of the survivors die in short order.