[quote=@Hawlin]
-Trying to think of a legitimate excuse that hasn't been heard a thousand times-

:/
[/quote]

Writer's block, maybe? I've heard you grumble about your own post quality a couple times. It doesn't have to be long or spectacular - just fun to read and/or react to.

EDIT: And even your allegedly "poor" posts are quite good. So don't sweat it, if that's what's holding you up.