"Afraid I don't know anything about a blender, or why, [i]exactly[/i] you were summoned here. But I can give you some insight into why everyone wants to kill you. You live in one version of the world. This is called the Spiced Earth. Now, on the "Original" Earth, often just called "Earth," there is no magic, although the concept of it does exist. In your version of the Earth, Spice Earth, it exists, but the public isn't completely aware of it's existence, with mostly isolated instances of people using magic. There is another Earth, usually referred to as the "AlterWorld," in which magic, strange creatures, and other things are relatively common. The dungeon is a magical passageway between your world and the AlterWorld. 

Although going from the AlterWorld to Spiced Earth is legal, going from Spiced Earth to the AlterWorld is outlawed... mostly outlawed, I should say. You see, the dungeon is large enough that it is controlled by roughly twenty factions. A good bit of them could care less about you being in the dungeon and are only really concerned with your entry into the AlterWorld, however, several factions would like to see you either dead or arrested just for touching the floor of the dungeon. They're concerned that one of the members of Spiced Earth is part of some 'prophecy' or something. But, regardless, being in the AlterWorld for anyone that isn't originally from there? Practically suicide. Thankfully, you'd have to be fairly unlucky to stumble into the AlterWorld."

[i]MEANWHILE, IN THE ALTERWORLD[/i]

The Salamander looked a The Master and then snickered. The laughter turned into a coughing fit, and then the salamander composed himself. "I'll show you where Lilly is if you do me a favor. And, even if I showed you where Lilly was right now..." his voice lowered, "don't think that you'd be able to get out before that fight. Now, I can give you a hand with that fight, an edge over your opponent, as long as you complete the favor."

He looked at The Master, completely serious. "Ice cream. I want ice cream. Give me that, I'll tell you everything. Even how to win the fight."