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This is it, the last post of the holiday games. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P9xxJ4V7no]Time to settle down with some mood music[/url], roast your chestnuts, and place your bets, because only one person is coming out of this alive. 

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Baby Jesus really fucking likes cookies. He killed Papa Smurf for some last time, and now he makes his own. Will anything on heaven or earth satisfy his unnatural hunger? 

Ursula's womanly wiles apply to lizard-things, and she convinces Bowser to help her slay Dr Light. A fruitcake to the heart of this is-he isn't-he snow beast does it, and Dr Light is out of the running. Now there are only four. 

Cynder hums a creepy song. She has goodwill, she has good cheer, can she turn these things into good murder?

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What is Cynder's game plan? She takes Bowser away from Ursula and shows him how to bake. What is in the crust? What can it do? Cynder has been a capable player thus far, so I suspect she has something up her sleeve.

Baby Jesus must not have stopped at stealing cookies when he plundered the corpse of Papa Smurf. The amount of alcohol Papa carried was more than enough to knock the feet from under a bull elephant, so naturally it finishes off an infant. Jesus's death means this Christmas is no longer about him. 

Ursula eats turkey. She is running out of men, Bowser being temporarily in the service of Cynder, and Jesus being dead. Turkey will substitute. 

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Jesus and the Doctor are gone. That leaves us with Bowser, Ursula, and Cynder.

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Ursula quietly hums to herself, and Bowser wonders openly about his relationship with he holidays. 

Cynder, however, is taken out of the game by a brutal gangland wassailing. 

That means it is time, folks. Two contestants yet draw breath, Ursula and Bowser. Who will it be? Ponder that. Bounce the question around in your head a bit. Will the seductive Ursula prove that other skills can be applied to the game? Or will it be Bowser, who after killing Krampus on the second day laid low until the end of the games when he came out as an unexpected power player?

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The blood freezes on the eleventh night, and the twelfth day of Christmas dawns on Bowser, the lone winner of the holiday games. I think we've learned an important lesson here: seduction and sexuality have limited powers against unidentified reptile beings. 

This means that Bowser will join those lucky few who will fight at the end of the month in our Championship round. Check Spam sometime right after Christmas to see Bowser, Mr Rogers, Not So Rare Pepe Trump, and others compete against a more restricted nominee pool in what will be one of the more specialized and unique attempts at Hunger Games. 
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