Spam Lord?

Puh-lease.

Lords, kings, queens, and all other forms of rule in Spam have long since gone by the wayside. Those who might rightfully claim such positions of leadership are now just distant shadows from memories past. 

[i]Dust in the wind. [/i]

Spam used to be a bubbling cesspool of blatant raunchiness, private jokes, popularity contests, and all other forms of shenanigans. 

All that remains now is a desolate wasteland. 

[i]Nothingness.[/i]



True story.